Me: Sweet, a Ninja Parade!
Lame Guy: What?
Me: I reached in my pocket and there was a mini Snickers bar, there must have been a Ninja Parade.
LG: What the hell is a Ninja Parade?
Me: You are just standing there, then with no signs at all, there is candy in your pocket.
LG: I didn’t get any.
Me: They must have sensed your non-belief.
LG: How can you not believe in Ninjas? They are a fact of history, elite Japanese soldiers.
Me: Exactly, yet they sensed it.
LG: I mean, their not some magical superpower like they are depicted in some movies and comics and whatnot…
Me: …there’s the doubt, and that’s why there is no candy for you.
LG: Whatever, you’re weird.
Me: mmm, ninjalicious nougat…