PAQ

All good sites have an “FAQ” or Frequently Asked Questions section, so to be a good site so do I. However, nobody asks many questions. So, this is the PAQ, or Pre-emptively Answered Questions.

Q: Is this it, this tiny site?

A: Yeah, where’s yours? Ok, well the blog has a lot more too, and I’m always adding. If that isn’t enough for you, well, tough.

Q: Why don’t you have a page for (insert thing here)?

A: Because I never thought of it, and nobody brought it up. If you want to see something added, let me know.

Q: One of your links doesn’t work, what gives?

A: If it goes to another site, sorry, I can’t keep track of it all. If it’s to one of my pages, also sorry, stuff gets moved around and I sometimes forget what links to what. Either way, it will be fixed asap.

Q: Why do you even bother?

A: Because I have no life, and this gives me something to do. Why do you bother?

Q: If a jack rabbit were racing a squirrel, who would win?

A: Well, that depends. Under most circumstances, I would say the rabbit, but the squirrel could gain an advantage is certain environments. A poll of readers suggests that the rabbit would deffinately win though. No matter what though, the bobcat would eat them both and win hands down.

Q: If you were me would you (option a) or (option b)?

A: Well, I think if I were you, I would just decide, and not ask other people. Beyond that though, I like to write them both down, list the advantages and disadvantages of both, and then close my eyes and use my pencil to blindly point at some spot on the paper and go with whatever option I’m nearest.

Q: You spell horrible, there are errors all over, what’s up?

A: Actually, I am a pretty good speller, just a bad typer.

Q: I don’t really have a question, I just want to be noticed.

A: Yeah, me too, thats why the web site is here. Get your own.

So there you have it, your questions answered, before you even asked them. If you have more questions though, just ask and when I get a few, I might put together a real FAQ.

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